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    5 Stupidest Questions (To Date)

    Posted by StupidWiz.com under Stupid Questions

    We just remembered some of the stupidest questions asked by other people… we’d like to keep this post short, so here they are. Hope ya’ll have a good laugh!

    Q: Can I use the toilet?
    A: Of course, you can, unless you don’t know how to use the toilet.

    Q: (asks the restaurant’s waiter) Is your food delicious?
    A: Of course it is. The waiter would tell you that the food is delicious even if it isn’t. It’s some kind of marketing tactic, you know!

    Q: Wanna die now, punk?!
    A: If I wanted to die, I would’ve killed myself. No point in asking that question.

    Q: What’s your password?
    A: You think I’m stupid enough to tell you my password? Ugh.

    Q: Is your offer a scam?
    A: If it were, I wouldn’t tell you that it is a scam… Otherwise you wouldn’t fall for it. Duh.

    That’s about it. We gotta go now, we have some “not-stupid” things to do. ;)

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    8 comments on "5 Stupidest Questions (To Date)"

    1. Comment by Joseph on 2nd May, 2008 at 12:29 pm

      Someone asked me a similar question to #1. “Can I go to the restroom?” Yes you can, but you may not. :P

    2. Comment by StupidWiz.com on 2nd May, 2008 at 12:37 pm

      LOL Joseph. Yeah, it’s supposed to me “may” if you’re asking for permission. Right?

    3. Comment by Renn on 2nd May, 2008 at 5:57 pm

      Excellent post! 100% Funny & stupid!

      “Q: Wanna die now, punk?!
      A: If I wanted to die, I would’ve killed myself. No point in asking that question.”

      Yes, yes… very good! XD

    4. Comment by Chelle on 2nd May, 2008 at 8:53 pm

      I think #5 is my favorite of the bunch :)

    5. Comment by Carolyne Reyes on 3rd May, 2008 at 2:51 pm

      Ohemgee… so funny. Yeah it is it is. I will be here always. Even if I die. Ahoooooo!!! Stupid Wiz is haunted… Ahuhuhuhu!!!! A crying ghost!! Of course I won’t die… hehehe…

      I am crazy and will always be- Carol

    6. Comment by Piot on 5th May, 2008 at 12:17 pm

      To:Carolyne Reyes, Of course StupidWiz is not haunted… and why will you haunt StupidWiz StupidWiz didn’t kill you. :)

      To:StupidWiz, Anyway, nice and funny post! :D

    7. Comment by TSG on 5th May, 2008 at 2:59 pm

      Lol…..funny humor. #5 is quite common on online business forums…

    8. Comment by Carolyne Reyes on 5th May, 2008 at 9:06 pm

      @Piot… I know… I was just joking ;) Anyway, I love this. You know, some people really ask before thinking :)

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