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Headaches in China!
Posted by StupidWiz.com under Stupid Conversations, Stupid People
One of us (obviously, that’s me — I’m the one writing) went to China to relax and have some fun. Well, well, well… Who would’ve guessed that I’d have some really stupid conversations and experiences (I’m not insulting the Chinese) with the people there?
Okay, it’s time for show and tell, people! Let me share some of the conversations with you, then a few pictures.
Waitress: Hello, what drink would you like?
Me: I’d have an orange juice, please.
W: An orange juice?
M: Yes, please.
W: Would you like some orange juice to go with it?
M: Err…
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Me: Please take us to the Emperor Hotel.
Taxi Driver: Emperor Hotel? Where is that?
M: Dunno the road, but it’s near some busy place.
T: (speaks some Chinese stuff)
M: Eh?
T: (shouts at us) Where you go? Empilo?
M: Emperor Hotel.
T: Repeat, must stick to my mind.
M: Emperor Hotel… (annoyed)
T: Empilo, empilo, empilo, empilo, empilo, empilo, empilo, empilo, … (He repeatedly said “empilo” until we reached the hotel.) 
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I called the room service to ask for forks.
Me: Hello, may we have three forks, please?
Person: What?
M: Forks. Utensils to use for eating.
P: Pork, okay, spicy sauce or sweet and sour sauce?
M: No, no, forks. F-O-R-K-S.
P: Ah, please call the front desk!
M (to self): WTF!
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Here are some pictures that I took. Some are “Engrish”, some are just stupidly funny, and the others… I just think they’re really stupid.
Can not fit… No one would buy your stuff if you’re saying that they won’t fit us! Maybe you meant “Trying these clothes on is not allowed.” or something like that?
Redundancy is teh pwnz.
Seems like the trash bin is recycling the stuff by itself! Sshhh… be quiet, recycling process is going on in there!
Some more Engrish… Upstair, eh?
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Ohh… that really happens in parts near China or where they speak Chinese. The 2nd conversation was scary. If I were in your situation, I would get annoyed with that EMPILO crazy man. It’s EMPEROR… anyway, funny one VERY funny!!!
I’m back again- Carol
I AM NOT INSULTING ANYBODY. I AM NOT A RACIST OKAY?!?! DON’T GET MAD AT ME AGAIN. SHEESH… JUST TO BE CLEAR MY FRIENDS.
@Carolyne: No one’s insulting you, pal.
Okay buddy. Pal. Friend. :)) I AM FREEEEEEEEEE!!! Oh I am crazy. Yes I am. Oh boy I am.
SW - Ha ha, nice one SW! I liked the fork one. “Ah, please call the front desk!”… FOR FORKS? Who wouldn’t want to say “WTF!!!” to that? Anyways, good job, keep it up, your site’s doing well!
Btw, how was the trip to China? Good? It seems that you had fun “hunting” for stupid stuff!
Carolyne Reyes - Ooh, hold on there, no shouting… no one’s gonna harm you!
Peace!
@Renn: Yep, it sure was fun hunting for stupid stuff! The fork thing was teh pwn, seriously! You’d never know if a hotel’s front desk has some forks for the guests…
Empilo, empilo haha!!!
lol @ empilo, empilo… & the garbage bin. very funny and stupid stuff, keep it up!
Renn- okay. Hehehe!!
Anyway, I’m back at this part of the site to say that the “recycling” bin is really funny. I wanna have one of those! To do my recycling routines for me.
I liked the #2 the taxi part its so funny! The taxi driver don’t know the road then he did go to the Emperor Hotel! What?! Thats so crazy
keep it up man!
@Piot…. what? I don’t get you man.